Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Doing My Duty

 


I recognise now that I always had a thing about authority and deference to those who I saw as being my 'betters'. I didn't know it at the time but I guess it was the attitude that I was raised on and my folks had always taught me to be respectful and be mindful of my place. My Daddy, a wise and thoughtful man, was always very clear; he said it was a 'duty' to do as you were told by your superiors, like it or not, and that's the way things should be.

So, it never occurred to me to be anything different and I'm thinking that is where my submissive nature stems from. Nowhere was that more true when growing up through my teen years and starting to take more interest in girls that due to my respect for others I hardly ever made it past second base before the girl I had met would blow me away (not in a good way!) in favour of someone more dominant leaving me to my fantasies and the attentions of my right hand. All the way through High School I used to get into fights with black kids and a lot of the time the fights would stem from the fact that they seemed to have more success with girls, white girls, than I did which filled me with a sense of resentment toward them.

That's not to say that I never had a mind of my own, no Sir, I like to think I have always had my own ways of dealing with things and 'at the end of the day', my life, despite a few obstacles along the way, has turned out pretty good.

We lived in the city of Detroit and my parents kept a tight rein on me but both had health issues and, sadly, passed within a short period and I was forced into moving out of our rented apartment. I remembered that my Dad used to say, "Kevin, see any problem? Take it as an opportunity to do something different!"

Well, thanks Dad, but being evicted from the family home was a little more than just a problem to me but I could hear him saying the words and the fact that he was a veteran from the war and had always told great tales of his time it put my mind toward enlisting in the Army. I had no ties to the area in Michigan where we lived; I had no other relatives to bond with; I'd never made great friends with anyone from school or around my district so, in short, joining the Army would tick a lot of boxes and get me away from the unexciting and sheltered upbringing that I had bought up with.

The 6 months I spent at Fort Benning was a revelation. It was tough going and I learned a lot about myself. Even though I was above average height, that didn't protect me much when it came to being singled out by the Drill Sergeants for doing things not quite right; in fact, being a big guy seemed to encourage criticism and after a while I came to expect it. The other thing that I discovered was that I kinda enjoyed being humiliated!

My posting out of Benning was another revelation, I was assigned to an overseas unit, in Korea, which was a thrill for up until that point in my life I had never been out of State let alone the country. I didn't have any great expectations of being in a foreign country, especially one that was so culturally different from home but it was kinda cool! What wasn't so good was the unit I was assigned to which had the meanest Platoon Sergeant who seemed to delight in making everyone under his command feel like shit.

He was an older black guy and it was the first time I experienced 'reverse-racism' for he really didn't like white guys and he was especially mean to anyone in the platoon who didn't share his skin colour. I don't know if it was my height that singled me out for special attention but, for sure, he didn't give me any peace and was always finding something to criticize and an excuse for me to pull extra duties. It became it a bit of a joke in the company that I, the new guy, seemed to have found a special friend in the Sergeant because I seemed to be spending so much of my so-called off-duty time doing chores and cleaning out his office.

If it wasn't bad enough my sense of being subservient to blacks was emphasised when the local whorehouse in town which was staffed by Filipino girls charged black guys less than they did whites because 'sex with blacks was better'! That was made very clear to me when one night I visited and I watched three black soldiers gangbang a Filipino girl. I remember watching being her bent over a table or something and one of them raised up her skirt, pulled her panties down and then each of them took a turn. I will never forget hearing her soft moaning while she took it like a champ. When they were done the semen was dripping out of her pussy and down her legs and inner thighs and she stayed like that for a minute eyes closed, soft whimpering even after they had left!

Despite everything I had enjoyed my first time of being in a foreign country and that brief time in the far East although the combination of the local culture and my shyness had denied me meeting up with women (unless you were prepared to pay!) but, unfortunately, it was not to last for the tour of duty in Korea came to an early end and our unit was reassigned back to the States. There was no reason given to us lesser mortals but on the plus side, I didn't have a lot of time to get used to being back in the US as the unit was posted in the opposite direction, this time to Europe.

Germany was a complete contrast. The way of life there was more recognisable to my own way of thinking and I felt a lot more comfortable when going off-duty and off-base, visiting the local towns and doing stuff. The base was like all US units overseas, a 'little America' and us cold-war warriors, the soldiers and personnel serving there, wanted for nothing to make feel like we were at home. The structure and the facilities were all very familiar and I guess if you stayed on base you would find it hard to know you were anywhere other than being back home.

However, there was something else that turned out to be the same for when the unit was reassigned I had a brief spell of relief that the sadistic Platoon Sergeant wasn't coming with us (I think he was retiring from the Army) and a new Sergeant posted in. As with his predecessor, he was big; he was black and, in a different way, he was mean.

He soon learned that amongst all the other guys in the platoon that I was the only one to hail from his home state of Michigan, although in temperament we couldn't have been more different as he seemed to be more like a street-wise thug and although he knew I was also from Detroit, for whatever reason, he regarded me as if I was a simple country-boy from the upper peninsula and used to call me 'Yooper'!. However, he took the fact that we were both from the same state and city as being some kind of bond and I was soon being singled out for his attention. I soon learned it didn't pay to cross the guy.

Despite having to deal with yet another mean bastard as my superior, the tour in Germany started out really well. Once I had got used to the quaint kind of way of life of the Germans followed I began to appreciate that maybe the American way wasn't the only way to enjoy yourself and that as my Daddy used to say, "Kevin, it is good to expand your horizons".

The other good thing was that I met a girl and for the first time in my life I had a steady date.

Her name was Renate and she, like me, was a little bit shy which I guess stemmed from her being a country girl who didn't know too much about city ways. She waited on tables at a Schnell Imbiss, a kind of fast food restaurant at a local village and she took a shine to me one time when I stopped by to sample German hamburger. (My high school education had told me that Hamburg was an actual place!)

I reckon it must have been the either the uniform that dazzled her or maybe my chatty down-home charm that impressed her but, whatever the reason, before long we were making dates, I was learning to speak some German and, for the first time in my life I felt like a 'normal' person having a proper relationship with the opposite sex.

She was a sweet girl and had a head of auburn hair which I was soon to discover was the colour of the fuzz around her pussy. She lived with her parents on a farm and having been bought up around animals was quite open about sex and seemed to have few inhibitions when it came to 'human fucking'. Indeed, once we progressed beyond the handshaking stage of our relationship she didn't need much encouragement and I could always count on our evenings ending with my dick being pleasured by her beautiful warm and willing pussy. Yeah, it was a great time.

It was not to last.

I figure it was my mistake when I started to take Renate onto the base to the Saturday night dances in the clubs and some of the social events that were frequently held. As I said, she was a fine looking woman with her red-hair and all and it didn't take long before the other guys, including my sergeant, were hitting on her and making disparaging comments about me in their attempts at turning her head. At first it was all done in fun and she soon got used to having to bat away some of the stupid comments, dismissing the remarks as just, 'the American Way' but it had its downside for she also learned that, if she hadn't already known it already, that she had grown into an attractive woman who could use those assets to her advantage.

The base had everything to make the less adventurous ex-pats feel right at-home but for a fitness freak like myself the local sports centre in the local town was a better option with more modern gym equipment and an indoor pool to relax in after a work-out session. It also had a Sauna which, up to that time, was something I had only read about but had never experienced. The idea of legally sharing space with strangers without your clothes on was for me a fantasy come true and pretty soon I was taking every opportunity when off-duty to go and work-out at this German Gym knowing the evening would end up being half-naked in the Sauna. Sometimes Renate would come with me but she wasn't really interested in the gym but more to have a swim and to take the Sauna.

Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut about it for it was the gym that was the beginning of the end as far as my romance with Renate was concerned.

The Sergeant, like myself, kept himself in shape with a regular exercise regime and when he heard me boasting about what the German fitness centre had on offer he decided that, like it or not, that he would accompany me. I was in no position to refuse and so it became a regular thing that despite the fact that I didn't like the guy we would go together, work-out and then end up in the Sauna before going home. It was also a time when I saw for myself just how large a black man's cock could be in comparison to a white boy's. I thought that I was no slouch in the size department but I was kinda shocked the first time we were in the changing room and he without any inhibition dropped his pants and let this monster black snake flop down before he changed into his sweat pants. He saw me looking and laughed.

I'm thinking that this was the first time I started to have thoughts about how it would be to playing with such a magnificent looking thing but there was no way that I was going to chance my luck with this mean bastard and ask for permission to touch it!

I soon learned that his interest in the fitness centre wasn't so much about the exercising, it was more that he saw it as a place to pick up girls and he made no attempt to hide it when we used to go into the dark cabin with our towels wrapped around our waists and he would flirt with any female who happened to be there. I used to smile to myself at some of the storylines he would spout but it was clear from their reaction that some of the ladies present found his chat amusing and they would in halting English give as good as he gave. Especially Renate who by now had come to know him a little better from the times she had been on base.

I was quite content to sit back and listen to the idle chatter and to take in the sight of bare-titted woman who were also careless about how well their towels were placed over their laps and I'm guessing that they reciprocated the interest because they couldn't take their eyes off the semi-hard dick that was tenting the Sergeant's own towel. I know that because Renate mentioned it to me some time later.

My good times at the fitness centre came to an end when one evening we were stopped as we were leaving and told that complaints had been made about 'the Americans exposing themselves in a crude manner' and that we were banned from attending in future. Renate was with us acting as interpreter with this official and I was pissed as I knew it wasn't me that was being accused but rather that it was the Sergeant who had obviously upset someone after I had left him in the Sauna. It was even more ironic when I learned that it wasn't the women who had complained but rather their wimpy husbands who had been outraged at the black man's success in getting their attention; leastways that's how Renate, who had stayed in the Sauna with him, told it.

It was after the Sauna incident that things started to sour between me and the Sergeant. There was no way he could have blamed me for what happened but obviously he held me responsible for the humiliation of being thrown out and had decided to take out his anger on me. Soon I was finding that I had been scheduled for guard duties at night or being told I was weekend working. I was often detached for a two week spell to another unit that was on security detail on the border between East and West Germany. It seemed to me that the mean black bastard was doing all he could to keep me away from pursuing my romance with Renate...

... And the reason I came to this conclusion was that after I returned from one border detachment I discovered that he had been regularly fucking her!

She didn't deny it when I confronted her, which hurt me a lot, but it became even more humiliating when she said that if she was asked for a preference then she preferred to be fucked by his black dick rather than mine. She didn't go into great detail as to why but said that he could keep going all night (implying, unlike me, he wasn't a one-shot kind of guy) and that he was so much bigger. Then she really rubbed it in by saying that he often took her to places where I wasn't allowed entry such as the Senior NCO's clubs which had great entertainment. No surprises then that our relationship fizzled out and she left me so that once more I was reduced to making love to my right hand!

The remainder of my Germany tour passed by without any other intimate relationship with the local women which was also a sort of humiliation because it was clear that many of my predecessors had scored given there were quite a few German single-women around who were pushing strollers with mixed-race babies or toddlers in tow. Given that the only coloured men around the area were US soldiers it didn't take a great imagination to know that my coloured compatriots had been responsible.

Still, remembering the words of my old Dad who had told me 'in times of conflict' to look for opportunity, I used this situation to confront what I had been denying for so long, that I preferred the company of men to women; that my feelings had been fired by seeing the sergeant's black cock. Despite my animosity toward the mean bastard, I had to admit to myself that it had been a good time and that I had learned a lot about myself. Now, having been so firmly rejected by Renate I took this as a signal that maybe I should be turning my attentions in a different direction.

The US military at that time didn't take too kindly to any homosexual tendencies between their troops but I had became a buddy to, funnily enough, a black soldier. Shawn was the same age as me but he was unlike the others of his kind in the platoon and we had the same kind of attitudes and, let's admit it, sensitivities. My friendship with him became a game-changer.

It became our habit if knew we had a free weekend coming up we would plan to hit a big city where we could tour the bars and do what off-duty soldiers do even though I wasn't really a fan of alcohol. One time we got too drunk to make the drive back to base so we got a hotel room together. We turned on the TV in the room and next thing I knew we were lying on our beds masturbating to interracial porn. I soon noticed his black dick, although it wasn't yet stiff, was just as big as our sergeant's and one thing led to another and, with his encouragement I ended up going down on him. He quickly achieved an erection and maintained it while I struggled to release my somewhat more little one from my pants. I lowered my head, went down and sucked him off and I was pleased with my efforts when with a grunt he spurted his cum down my throat. I really enjoyed it and remembered Daddy's advice, conflict should be seen as an opportunity to do something better!

My time in Germany and my military career came to an early end when I was posted back home to be discharged from the service. The reason for my premature departure was never clearly stated but I discovered later that there was something that had been placed on my record about 'conduct prejudicial to ....' Given that the military was in the process of down-sizing it seemed to me that any excuse was good enough for selecting personnel for discharge. The only person who could have made that entry on my record was the mean bastard who had had taken Renate away from me (or 'Reina' as he kept referring to her as) and although I could do nothing about the decision it just made me hate the guy even more. My bad feelings toward him went up to another level when I discovered that not only had he taken my girl away from me but that after I had departed for home that he actually married her.

My thoughts at the time were along the lines of 'Good Riddance' but I also remembered another thing that Daddy had impressed upon me which was that I should just regard this as another chapter of my life to put behind me. Little did I think when I boarded the plane for home that it was not the last time I would see them.

* * * * *

I returned home and after a few months I got my discharge from the Army on 'administrative grounds' (official speak for downsizing the military) and made plans and set about looking for a job. I returned to Detroit figuring I had a better chance of finding work there. I had no great list of skills and it was a frustrating time due to the depression that the country was experiencing but I was a big, fit guy and my 'job' in the Army had been mainly to deal with 'security' so I was kind of relieved when I saw an ad calling for a 'Hospitality Security Consultant' with a fancy name company just out of town.

I called the number and was given an address of a hotel located North of the city and invited to attend the following day for an interview. I hadn't twigged when given the address that this was in the area known as '8 mile' but soon became very aware when I drove there that this was not the smartest part of town. I was also confused when I got there that the address wasn't so much a hotel, more of a collection of lo-rise which made it look more like a motel, and at the back of the lot was a building with a neon sign which declared itself to be a Night Club.

I checked in at the main reception building and was directed through to the patio out back where a couple sat with their drinks and both looked up as I came through the door. They were both, I guessed, in their mid-to-late 40s and while the guy had a friendly way but condescending kind of manner about him, she seemed to be a bit stand-offish and looked me over as if she was inspecting a piece of meat. He shook my hand in greeting and introduced himself as Eric. He nodded toward the woman and said, "My wife, Desiree ...." She didn't made no move, continued her stare and didn't say a word.

He thought he would put me at my ease by calling the bartender and ordering me a drink. I didn't like to tell him that I wasn't a drinking man but thought it best just to accept the vodka cocktail that the barkeep bought. Once he had watch me take a gulp he then started asking me all the expected sort of questions about myself, my background, education, work experience and marital status and such, glancing at his wife from time-to-time, I'm guessing to check she was satisfied with my answers.

As I said, I'm not a drinker, never had been, but not wishing to offend I nervously gulped down the drinks that the bartender kept bringing even although I hadn't ordered any more. It became very hard to concentrate on what Eric then went on to tell me about the business he was running and what my part in it would be ... if I took the job. I'm also guessing that he sensed my desperation at finding work for when I eventually asked about the job description and the responsibilities of the impressive sounding title he had no embarrassment when he said, "A Doorman, a Meet-and-Greeter at the Club."

My face didn't betray my disappointment (I hoped!) and I swallowed my pride at my expectations being misled by the fancy executive-sounding job title and I meekly nodded my understanding at what he was telling me. He then elaborated on what I would be required to do which pretty much sounded as if I would not only be acting as a Bouncer to keep out the rough guys but also be a kind of go-fer for some of the well-heeled customers who had to be kept well provided with what the club had to offer. It all sounded a bit vague but he was persuasive in his manner and had clearly sensed how much I needed work so I made a show of thinking things over before saying, "Yeah, I think I can do that, when do I start?"

"Not so fast."

It was the first time I heard Desiree speak. "We need to check on a few things first to confirm your suitability. I'm getting the impression that you really need this job so let's just say that up to now you have passed the Theoretical part of the interview; now we need to do the Practical and, just so you know, from now on in you will address me as 'Mistress' and my husband as 'Master'!

"Let's take a walk and see just how much you want to work for us ...."

Master Eric smirked to see my confusion as Mistress Desiree stood up and walked away toward the foyer. She stopped at the doorway and when she saw that I hadn't moved almost barked an order, "Come on, follow me!"

Man, she was scary .. but I did as she asked and meekly trailed behind her. She led the way down a corridor to one of the hotel rooms and once we were inside she shocked me by telling me to get undressed. I hesitated and asked if I had heard her right. This irritated her and she repeated her command as if she was talking to a child, she hissed, "Get undressed!"

I was so drunk and nervous that I complied.

She looked on as I discarded my clothes and once I was standing there naked except for my socks she walked over, took the belt from my pants and tied it around my neck just like it was a dog leash. I hung my head in shame and straightaway she tugged on it and led me over toward the bed. The weirdness continued when I lifted my head and saw that Eric was standing there also naked and stroking his cock.

"Get down on your knees and suck him," was the next thing I heard and by this time I was so confused as to how I had ended up in this situation that I did just that without any hesitation.

"Hmm, I think he's done it before .... ," she said as she pulled off her own clothes down to just wearing only a black thong, " ... that's it, show me how you are going to get him good and stiff." She pushed past me and lay on the bed.

Eric reacted to my efforts and as I sucked on his dick I could feel it getting stiffer. I suppose if I had been half the man I thought myself to be then I would have been repulsed by being made to perform this act but I wasn't. Even in my drunken state it was not as if I could forget having done this before in the hotel in Germany with Shawn when it had been an exciting experience. However, that time it had been by consent with a friendly black guy who had been gentle toward me and not at all aggressive like these two domineering persons who had pretty much tricked me into going into the bedroom.

Mistress Desiree kept urging me to suck Master Eric's cock and I did so. I then followed her instructions to kiss his hanging balls. I did so with reverence and then I kissed the tip and used my tongue to lick his shaft before I took him in my mouth. She told me, "You will fellate very slow and sensually". I wasn't sure what she meant by such odd words and I looked up at her only for her to tell me not to look at her but look up into 'Master's eyes'. What I saw on Eric's face was a hard stare that was rough, intense.

He let me suck on him for a few minutes and then he decided he had had enough of me and I was told to go and sit in the corner of the room. He waited until I was seated and then he joined Mistress Desiree on the bed, pulled the thong to one side and they began to have sex. She looked over at me dispassionately and said I was allowed to take pictures with my phone and that she wanted to see me to get hold of my dick and masturbate.

I found my phone and with a shaking hand began to take pictures but I was so confused from the vodka they had plied me that when I tried to masturbate with my other shaking hand I couldn't get it up and I cried a little, feeling humiliated and useless.

I daren't move from my seat and I watched as the 49 year-old Master Eric fucked Mistress Desiree like a stallion. They went at it for well over an hour in different positions with her moaning loudly while at the same time they were keeping an eye on me sitting meekly on my chair. Eventually she lost interest in me and I saw her eyes roll back in her head as she clawed his back with her fingertips and for them to orgasm at the same time.

Master Eric lay still for a moment still buried in her before rolling off to one side. His cock looked to be just as stiff as when I last saw him spear her hairy cunt only, now, it was wet, shiny and covered in their combined goo. From where I sat, her pussy looked to be just as messy.

Mistress lifted her head and looked over toward me and confused me further by saying matter-of-factly as if what I had witnessed or been told to do was nothing, " ... another part of the job will require you to provide clean-up duties." She looked at her husband's dribbling cock and then meaningfully down at her own smeared body, "Well, what are you waiting for ... just how much do you want this job?"

Through my befuddled brain, I got the message and went over to the bed.

* * * * *

I've been working at the club now for more years than I care to remember. Yeah, for sure, I am nominally regarded as being a doorman/bouncer or whatever fancy title they have me down as on the IRS tax returns but in truth I am the 'go to go-fer' for the rich well-heeled clients who come to the club in their fancy cars with their fancy women. I don't tend the bar; we have 'hostesses' for that but when it's something that is required that is not on the bar menu then it is up to me to get it, the 'it' being commodities like lap-dancers who do more than dance; Coke that doesn't come in cans and, what has become my speciality, I have a contact list of men who, like me, are addicted to the smell and the taste of cum and know just how to get it.

It has been a gradual process to admit to my being completely gay but looking back I think that it was the job interview and the humiliation that Master Eric and Mistress Desiree put me through that set the course. The humiliations of that day have long been put to the back of my mind and what I now take from the experience is the excitement that I felt from being made to suck cock and how pleased I was with myself for making my Master spurt once more after him having only just cum inside his wife.

Clearly, I passed the test or I wouldn't have the job I am now enjoying and from time-to-time in recognition of my work performance I am called to the office and rewarded with a bonus of Master Eric letting me suck his cock before he fucks my ass. Thankfully, there has been no repeat of the embarrassment of that first time when I wasn't able to get an erection and now there is nothing more blissful than to feel my ass being fucked with his fat cock and his hands to be wanking my own stiff penis till we both cum.

That is not to suggest that I have not tried to suppress these feelings and be the heterosexual male for I did have a long-time girlfriend, Trina, and although we did have proper sex I think she suspected that my heart wasn't in it especially when, just like that first time at the hotel, I couldn't get up or, even worse, that I would shoot my load within seconds of getting into her.

Then the accusations started that I 'wasn't a proper man' and in my attempt to prove her wrong I began to mess around with other women which didn't sit too well with her when she found out. The final straw was broken when she said that we should seal our relationship by me giving her what she really wanted, a baby. When after a few months of me trying (and failing) I admit to letting my frustration turn into aggression and there may have been a few times when I slapped her around a bit. Unsurprisingly, this did not bode well and I came home from working at the club one night to find a note and all her things gone; Trina had left me.

She never did answer my calls but it was a few months later that I bumped into her in the Mall and she was hanging on the arm of this tall black guy and obviously she was very much in love. What was also obvious was that she was pregnant and after the initial surprise of us meeting again Trina took great satisfaction in telling me that she had met someone who knew how to treat a woman properly.

That remark hurt but I guess it also confirmed in my mind that I had never really been too bothered about gaining the affections of the opposite sex and that my interests and satisfactions were more likely to be found with my 'own kind'.

I never did make a declaration that I had 'come out of the closet', apparently my preference was something that had long been recognised and accepted by those around me and whom I worked with. My orientation, I discovered later, was a factor in getting the job. Master Eric told me in confidence one time after he had finished giving me my 'bonus' that there had been trouble at the club in the past with some of the Bouncers that they employed hitting on the girls and causing trouble. There had been a couple of incidents when matters got out of hand and the police had to be called and, as Eric said, "... the last thing we needed was the cops taking an interest in my place."

I understood what he was saying for, let's say, the entertainment and the services on offer were not exactly what could be regarded as legit! Anyway, he said that he and Mistress Desiree decided that a solution to that particular problem would be in future to employ people who had no inclination or designs on the women they worked with! Unknown to me, it was my lack of performing that was the reason I passed the job interview.

A typical night's work for me is to greet the high-rollers who come to the club with plenty of money and high expectations. My job is to see them to a booth in what is laughingly referred to as the VIP suite and if they haven't already come accompanied with a partner to make certain that a girl or two is provided along with their first complimentary drink. I have come to know their preferences and they have no need to tell me what drink they like to have or what type of girl they want to be sucking their cocks.

Presently working the night shift is a fine choice and I'm there to look out for them all and make sure that they don't get into any kind of trouble. There is Kayla, a 22 years old white girl, very curvy with a big booty who likes to give the impression that she is very shy (which the patrons love) and she will claim that she is just a waitress, not a stripper, but everyone knows that she is a very imaginative and accomplished whore who will do anything for money.

Others that I look out for is Armani, a slim petite white girl with black hair and her best friend Lexie, a big booty blond white girl with tits that she just loves to show off to anyone who has the cash. A favourite of mine is Harmony, a tall black girl with a body that I guess is best described as being like an Amazon. All of them feel safe in my presence knowing that I am there to look after their best interests and that I have no designs on them in a sexual sense. They know too well where I seek my pleasures and that it's not a pussy that interests me!

As I mentioned, it's been a few years now that I have been doing this job and I thought that I had seen most things and become a little blasé at what went on under the guise of 'entertainment'. Night after night I would observe 'my girls' quickly get down to business and in the subdued lighting of the VIP suite see them without hesitation be pulling and sucking on the stiff cocks of our customers. Providing the John had enough money they might then take the man (or men!) to one of the adjacent lounges where a bed was provided so that they could earn an extra bonus by having their brains fucked out in comfort. Some of the customers might be too impatient to wait to make the trip and I had often seen Lexie, Harmony or the others be bent over the table of the booth and be fucked doggy style as if it was the most natural thing in the world. Nobody objected just as long as the money was paid.

That's not to say that I had become incapable of being surprised. Last week I was pre-warned to expect a particular rich dude who was expecting to be treated to really good night of the kind of entertainment that the club specialised. Master Eric told me about the reservation made under the name of 'Jeff' and said that the guy needed to be treated with consideration (as if I would do anything but!) as he had some kind of business proposition to make. My boss said he was also aware that the guy was some kind of number with the local mob and had better be treated with respect or there would be consequences for everyone concerned, especially me!

I wasn't too concerned by the warning, we'd had entertained plenty of shady characters in the past and they'd always gone away satisfied so I figured that this guy, whoever he might be, would be no different. How wrong could I have been?

I waited at the appointed time outside the doorway and have to admit that I was impressed to see a luxury SUV, an import (Jaguar, I'm guessing) pull into the driveway. My admiration turned to shock when the driver got out and opened up the back door to let his passenger out, it was my old platoon sergeant from Germany dressed in a sharp suit and wearing that same superior smirk that I remembered from our days together. I recognised him immediately. Whether there was any recognition on his part when I greeted him I couldn't tell as he was wearing a wrap-around pair of shades but he certainly didn't make any sign that he had identified me.

The next surprise came when the driver went around to the other side of the car and held the door open. Out stepped my old girlfriend Renate looking very glamorous and dressed in a style I can only described as how I would expect to see a whore; there was no other way to describe it. She smiled as 'Sarge' took her hand and said in that quaint German accent, "Thank you, Jeffie," but completely ignored me as I led them through to the VIP lounge.

Once I had got them settled I set about my regular routine of making sure that the drinks were flowing and that the girls were available ... if that's what he wanted. I kind of figured that maybe if he had bought his wife along then maybe he wasn't going to be interested in having other female company and attention. That was something else that I got wrong for it soon became apparent that Renate, the sweet German country girl I had known, had changed beyond recognition. It was clear that her association and marriage to her 'Jeffie' had transformed her, she now seemed to be acting like some kind of hard-nosed party girl. I don't know any other way to describe her, a slut, maybe?!

Jeff soon made it clear that he didn't need me hovering around, he said he knew the set-up and that he would call for me if there was anything that he needed. Renate, or Reina as she was referred to by her husband, looked toward me but I don't think she was actually seeing anything. Her eyes were glazed and she gave every impression that while she might be present in body that her mind was definitely elsewhere ... like on another planet. No doubt about it, she was stoned.

I kept a discrete watch on the booth from the sidelines, checking to see Lexie and Harmony were already going about their work. They were both were in fine form and Lexie was already seated close to Jeff paying him close attention while Harmony had slid into the opposite side of the booth to sit alongside Reina. It made for a fascinating sight and knowing from my times spent with the big black guy in the Sauna and the locker rooms back in Germany I positioned myself so that I might see the expression on little Lexie's face when she uncovered what he was packing in his pants. I didn't have to wait long but I was disappointed for Lexie, being the complete pro, showed nothing but joy on her face when she finally succeeded in uncovering that black monster cock. Jeff chuckled at something she said (I couldn't hear what) but I heard loud and clear when he said back to her, "Yeah, you can be the first... I wanna be sucked by all of you tonight." Lexie laughed at his joke but I knew as she lowered her head to his lap that he wasn't joking.

He leaned back against the seat, picked up his drink and smiling he looked over toward his wife who was smirking back at him. "Ya having a good time Leibling?" she slurred.

"You bet," was the response from this arrogant bastard, "... What about you? I told you this place was gonna be a knockout." He seemed to be oblivious to Lexie who was striving to get her mouth around his fat knob. "Wadda 'bout you, you don't seem to be doing much."

"Oh Leibling, you know I like to watch you making new friends and enjoying yourself ..." She turned and leaned toward Harmony and gave her a kiss, " ... And, doncha worry about me, I've gotta new friend of my own to help me have a good time," she giggled.

I wasn't too sure with the subdued lighting but it seemed to me that as they kissed Harmony already had her hand under the short skirt of my German ex-girlfriend.

Jeff looked up and saw that I was in sight. He called me over and with Lexie's head bobbing up and down in his lap he pointed to his empty glass and said, "We need refills." Reina didn't say anything, she was too occupied with having her tits sucked and to be exploring Harmony's pussy.

I returned to the table with the drinks just as Lexie bought him to his first orgasm. He gave a kind of grunt as she lifted her head and I tried not to be impressed at the sight of the blast of cum that hit her face. On the other side of the table Harmony in her own way seemed to be achieving the same affect with Reina and as I set down her cocktail she gave a squeal that experience told me was her having a climax of her own. It was a scene of utter depravity but, hey, that's what the club was all about and being the complete professional I acted as if this was nothing new and just asked, "Will that be all ... is there anything else I can get you?"

Jeff didn't show any gratitude at receiving the drinks order but said, "Yeah, we could use some Snow."

It was a request I didn't like hearing. Since a previous little bit of trouble with the law we now had a strict no-drugs policy at the club, leastways, we didn't keep any drugs on site. I shared this news with him and he was not impressed.

"No worries. Go and find my driver and tell him to give you what I need."

There seemed to be little point in telling him that was also against the law so I did as he ordered.

By the time I returned with the packets of Blow the positions of the girls had changed and it was now Lexie who was caressing Reina with Harmony having taken her place alongside Jeff who made no attempt to hide his fat black cock that lay across his lap. The man was shameless.

He nodded toward his wife but said to me, "You know what to do, make her a line ... and then go get me another girl."

I did as he said and poured and prepared a line of powder on the glass top table for Reina. She disengaged herself from Lexie and expertly rolled a dollar bill and snorted till the line had all disappeared. She then shocked me by lifting her head and looking at me with that sexy look on her face that I knew so well, said, "Zank you Kevin!"

Shit, so she did recognise me but clearly was so spaced out that she wasn't thinking right and hadn't thought to mention it up until that point!

"Yeah, 'Thank you Kevin'", mimicked Jeff, "now go find me another fucking girl!"

Damn, so they both knew who I was and from that point on there was no need in me denying it. I left them, hearing them laughing behind my back at their joke, and went back to the bar to tell Kayla she needed to take a round of drinks to the VIP lounge. She knew what was expected of her.

The rest of the night played out in a kind of blur. Soon after Kayla had 'served' them both, Jeff told me he knew about the suites with the beds, etc. and he demanded that they take their places and the girls there for the rest of the evening. Being the dutiful servant, I gathered up the drinks from the table and led him and Reina to the larger of the two rooms. He made it quite plain that I wasn't to get in the way of his (their) enjoyment but that I needed to be close at hand to 'take orders'. That was fine by me as the less I had to do with him, the better, knowing from experience how unpredictable and nasty he could be. So it was that I spent my time between ensuring that they were not disturbed but at the same time keeping an ear cocked waiting for his orders to go get drinks or, frequently, to go out to his car to get 'another dose' or some cash from his driver. I figured he was making me do it, the running around after him, as some kind of humiliation. It was certainly a reminder of how he used to jerk me around when we were together in Germany.

Each time I came back to the room to deliver whatever it was that I had been sent to get I would find that he would have that fat cock of his stuffed in one of the girls or that they would be playing with him to make sure that he didn't lose interest. He never seemed to be anything but stiff and I had to grudgingly admit to myself that his cock (it must have been 10", at least) was to be envied and I was wishing that I could try it out for myself. It was not to be (not that night, anyway) and so the time went by until even they admitted that they had had enough and declared they were leaving.

I was relieved to think that the night had passed by without any major upset and that we had delivered on our promise of giving our customers a good time. My relief was short-lived for Reina decided that, as high as was from all the white stuff that she had been snorting all night, that she wanted a final treat; she said 'for old time's sake' she wanted to see my 'Kliener Schwanse'. Jeff didn't know what the hell she was talking about. I did, she wanted to see my 'little cock' as she used to call it.

I was horrified. Not because I was concerned so much about showing off my cock but rather that it would reveal that I was wearing the frilly lace panties that Mistress Desiree had insisted I wear that night. I never understood at the time why she had made me do that (although I had to admit that the feel of the silk on my cock was most pleasurable) but it then became apparent when to the sound of Reina's laughter I heard him say, "... didn't I tell you he would do anything you told him to!"

It was then that I learned that the ownership of the club was about to change hands and that Jeff and the Mob were about to become my new bosses. This whole evening had been about checking out what the club had to offer and on Mistress Desiree's recommendation I was considered as being one of the assets. The ladies panties reveal was just one of the tests that I had unknowingly been subjected to.

Still laughing they exited the club, and I was left contemplating what my future held now that I had been 'reunited' with the mean black bastard who had made my life a misery in the past.

I decided that I would not do anything too dramatic as quitting the job that I loved so much. Instead I elected to do what my Daddy had told me to do 'take any setback as an opportunity; suck it up and do your duty'.

 

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

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Before I record my true adventures with a real honest-to-goodness time machine, I want to mention one little fact. It may seem irrelevant and unimportant, but here goes. Have you ever heard of R.H. Patterson? No, of course not. Well, Richie P. had what we call a monster cock, a substantial masculine gland. As for the size of his nuts, beh, who knows?

Well, long story short. R.H.'s cazzo (dick) was long and wide. His girlfriend, a sweet Mexican lady, had the kindly habit of sucking the older gent's cock and sticking her finger in his ass if he failed to shoot on time, to give him that slight edge that old-timers may need-- the infamous pinky in the prostate.

That morning, the Señora was having a grand time blowing Gabriel's horn when his damn prick lodged in her throat, and she spasmed. The old guy, sensing her difficulty, tried to pull out, but the dick was locked in and refused to budge. Thirty seconds without oxygen was enough to send the sweet lady to the promised land. When she arrived at the pearly gates, her heavenly reception due to the cause of her demise--death by cock sucking, remains unknown. Hopefully, no angel snickered.

Richie, when his dick went limp allowing his release, with some delay, called the cops to report the unlikely event. The police, disrespectful of the romance that the two older folks had going on, gleefully charged Richard with murder. A jury examined the murder weapon behind closed doors, debated the issue for five hours, and returned a not guilty "ver-dick." R.H. was acquitted.

Several female jurors, and one male wearing a chartreuse shirt, asked the Judge if they might have the defendant's phone number. Why? I have no idea. You tell me.

The Judge ordered Mr. Patterson's cock to be declared an unlawful unregistered weapon and forbade Richie from ever having another blow job in the county. But why? Does lightning strike twice?

In a thoughtful gesture, the Judge gave Richie, on his triumphant exit from the courthouse, a Kleenex box, a jar of cold cream, and a Hustler magazine. In case you are wondering, my name is Ralph, not Richard.

Nuff said, on with the story!

Most people are unaware, unless they read one of the few announcements in the Nation Record, that Patent Models, the actual machines or devices submitted with blueprints to obtain the protection that a patent provides for the inventor, are auctioned off whenever the storage facilities of the Patent Office are overflowing.

Out of curiosity, several years ago, I attended the Patent Model Auction held on April 1st at the Patent Office Museum, Madison Building, 600 Dulany St. Alexandria, Virginia. Of course, my brother-in-law insisted on coming. Since he was the one with a car, how could I refuse?

The two of us had previously toured the Museum, so we were aware of its nearby location. We weren't aware that the rear part of the building housed the storage center where inventions were cataloged. It was by accident that I spotted an announcement in the business section of the D.C. Gazette, a business publication with minimal circulation, served primarily for legal notices,

When I mentioned the auction to my brother-in-law, Isaac, he said,

"It sounds like fun. Knowing the idiots who work for the Feds, maybe they will make a mistake and auction off something of value for a few dollars."

"Not much chance of that," I said, " but I like auctions for entertainment and education. Let's see what happens."

Off we went. We got there a half-hour before the start when the doors were still locked. There was a gaggle of bidders conferring with each other outside. Just before 9:00 AM, an older man opened the door, and as we filed in, he handed each of us a small pamphlet listing the items to be auctioned and the terms of purchase, cash, or credit card.

A middle-aged man, standing next to me in the crowd, asked me what items I was interested in. After taking a quick look at the list, I responded,

"Oh, the Time Machine, that sounds useful."

"There is no such thing, that's an April Fool's joke."

"No, it's listed right here."

"Well, there is no such thing. Someone is pulling your leg, the man said."

We took our seats and the same man followed me in and sat to my right.

The patent models offered for sale that morning numbered eighty-two items. A quick scan of the catalog brochure revealed a variety of exciting things; a machine that removed cherry pits, an atomic clock, a horse riding saddle without cinches, an electronic bra guaranteed to increase your breast size, an electronic baseball cap to cure baldness and, yes, there then the item that struck my interest, the listing for a Time Machine.

The auction finally started. A young man carried an item, showing it to the audience. The bidders took appropriate action, in some cases going with frenzied bidding. I bid on a few things but was quickly overtaken by other bidders. Before the auctioneer got to the Time Machine, my sister called to say the basement water heater was leaking and the basement was filling up with water. My brother-in-law insisted we rush home.

Before leaving, I gave the man sitting next to me my paddle and asked him to bid up to $35 on the object that piqued my interest. I had not even seen it. If I had realized it was a colossal chair seated on top of a large electronic black box with various controls on the armrests, I never would have bothered. Not only was it oversized, but it turned out to be heavy as hell. I bid thinking there was no chance I'd win. It turned out I was the only person with an interest in the abandoned carcass. It was no dainty loveseat.

A postcard arrived a few days later, giving me the surprising notification that I'd won. On the yellow card were the hours when one could claim their item. There was even a penalty if the winner did not pick up his purchase. I asked my brother-in-law, Isaac Potee, to come to help me. He was the only guy I knew who had a truck, a rusty old Ford F150 that I was embarrassed to be seen inside. If I could have afforded a moving company, I'd have hired them. Unfortunately, I had little more than gas money, and a few bucks to buy lunch for Isaac, and then the $32 for the Time Machine.

I checked in at the office. The clerk was a good-looking woman, about twenty-five years old. There was a sign on her desk with the name Tina Dove She had a large pair of tits that gave me a hard-on as soon as she got up from her desk. I could tell by the way they giggled, that they were natural. I wondered if she pronounced her name, Dove or Do-vay?

"Yes, sir, can I help."

I handed her the postcard.

"You're Mr. Humingquat."

"Yes, that's me."

"I wondered who the guy was who bought that wrecked chair. I figured some hippy weirdo."

"You are?"

"Tina Dove, sir."

"Since you mentioned it, I was wondering who I'd have to deal with to get my Time Machine. I didn't think it would be someone as attractive as you, Miss?

"Dove, Miss Tina Dove."

"I don't know where the Dove's nest is, but I'm ready to go there.

"Well, that's a nice compliment. If you are going to continue making passes at me, I'll call security and have you escorted out of here."

"Oh, excuse me, I meant no offense. Is this a 'me too' moment?"

"That's Ok," said the redhead. "I'm just fucking with you."

"I enjoyed that."

"Don't push it, Humingquat."

"Do you think the Machine works or is this whole listing just an April Fool's joke?"

"If it's on the list it must exist. I have no idea if it functions. I'm sure if it did, we'd have heard about it. A lot of the stuff we auction off fails to provide the service the inventor claims. Look here, the application is marked in red letters "Refused." I'd guess it is worthless."

"Not even $32?"

"If it does work, let me know."

"Well, if it does, maybe you'd like to take a trip with me into the future or the past, but I think the past is a safer bet."

"How do you intend to pay?" said the shapely clerk.

I paid the $32 cash plus a federal tax and proceeded to the loading dock. I wrote Tina's name on the back of the card, figuring I'd like to come back and ask her for a date. I handed her the pen, which fell off the counter. As she bent over to pick it up, I got a quick look at the heft of her large breasts. Tina winked at me when she regained her posture.

"Are you married?" I asked.

"I'm a widow."

"I'm sorry for your loss."

"Don't be. It's just the frequent sex that I'm missing out on. That is a real bummer."

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"I'm still just fucking with you, Humingquat. Sex is not a problem. " She wrote her phone number on an auction card and said,

"Give me a call when you return from the past."

"Will do, Mrs. Dove."

You can drop Mrs. I'm no widow."

"Well, thanks, Tina, I'll go collect the machine now, bye."

"You might want to go to the restroom first and attend to that bulge in your pants."

We both laughed, I think I turned red.

"At least we know you aren't gay," she said as I walked away.

My brother-in-law arrived about then. We followed a zig-zag path through the halls to get to the rear of the building where there was a loading dock. When we arrived at the loading dock, we could see they'd rolled the Time Machine part ways out of the storage area. It was one big bastard.

The machine was twice the size of an oversized chair, think "Lazy Boy times one and a half." Attached to the back of the chair was a thick folder of notes stamped "refused, does not function."

The chair was difficult to maneuver. We had to get a hand from the guy running the storage area to open both doors so we could get it out on the loading dock. I stood there like an idiot while Isaac ran halfway around the building to the parking lot. Minutes later he drove the old truck belching smoke and an occasional engine fart up to the dock,

Whoever had built the time machine had spared no expense. This was no April Fool's joke. I looked around but could not spot a hidden camera recording us for a comic U-tube clip that was soon to go viral. There was a box of complicated electronics; a gyroscope, a calendar dial that went backward and into the future. The inventor had even wired the old Atari computer into the system. The idea of moving into an unknown future scared me. Of course, what we intended to lug into my tiny apartment was, in all probability, a fancy chair at best. At the least, it was a ugly conversation piece. Now having seen it, I never expected it would function.

Isaac had a small dolly tied to the back of the truck. Someone with a sense of humor, probably my nephew Alan, had written with a thick black marker, "Dolly-lama." We jimmied the chair up, so it mostly fit on the small wooden dolly, although one corner hungover. We rolled it forward on the loading dock, supporting the one corner that did not fit on the dolly. When we got to the end of the loading dock, two guys who watched offered to give us a hand. With four of us straining, we got the chair lowered onto the back of the pickup truck. I realized the chair would have been a lot easier to move if it had wheels on it. I made a mental note to pick up some castors at the hardware store.

When we finally got the thing into my living room, Isaav said,

"I'm going to sit in that fucker and watch the game this Sunday. It looks well-cushioned, and the arms are wide enough to hold a six-pack of beer."

"If that will make your day, be my guest, but if you spill any beer on the electronics, I'll kick your ass."

"Hey, don't plug the fucker in. I could get electrocuted."

Since Isaac was quite rotund and weighed a good hundred and fifty pounds more than I, there was no chance I was going to kick his behind, but he got my point.

That weekend he showed up with a six-pack of beer and a plastic painting protector, a thin plastic sheet square folded into an envelope from the Home Depot paint department. I thought that was a nice touch until he said he'd fished it out of his neighbor's garbage can.

We watched the game. That was when Isaac got a brain wave,

"If we could go back in time, knowing who would win, let's say the Superbowl, we could lay a big bet with the bookie over at the bakery, then time travel back here, collect our winnings and make a killing. That is if this shit bucket worked?"

"No, that's too risky. We don't even know if it works, and if it did, could we go back and then reverse to the future. We don't even know if a future exists. It might be moment by moment. For all, we know tomorrow is being built on the ashes of today."

"The asses of today," said Isaac.

"Ashes, you moron, ashes."

"I don't know what you are talking about and who are you calling a moron, you shit head?"

"Sorry, I apologize, " I said, "but look, we know who won today, right?"

"Yeah, of course."

"Ok, if we could travel back to last week, we could bet on the winner, and it should be a sure thing, no?"

"I guess."

"Well, let me spend a few days reading all this paperwork and see if maybe we can get this baby working."

"Sounds good, Ralphie, I really need a new truck."

I spent the next few days familiarizing myself with the schematics. I quickly figured out why the chair was so heavy. There were two 12 volt batteries in parallel hidden in the compartment under the seat. Of course, they were long dead, and I had to go over to the Auto Parts Store, trade them in and buy two new ones. That set me back $225 on my credit card. I was able to get the same size with the same terminal position but with higher amperage. I figured the extra amperage would give it more staying power between charges. The trickle charger that was built in had a standard two-pronged plug and should be ideal for keeping the batteries completely charged.

According to the inventor's manual, the electronic controls had to be turned on in a preordained sequence. I took smartphone photos of the dials before realizing there was a working memory log in the 64k computer that was wired into the electronics. The inventor had written in large red letters on a card attached to the power cord,

"Do not disconnect the power cord without turning off the machine first. To do so would blow the oscillator."

Of course, once I had the two new car batteries screwed in, the positive charge needle said "Go," I could see whoever had tested the gizmo had not read the directions. The oscillator was fried. I went on the internet, and to my surprise, the very same oscillator built into the electronics under the seat was still available from Amazon. No wonder all the electronic hobby stores are out of business.

I'd had figured I'd have to go to some electronics outfit and rummage through old boxes to find a replacement, but there it was, right on the screen. I ordered it, and a day later, a medium-sized priority box was waiting for me in the apartment mailroom. As soon as I unpacked it, I removed the broken one and installed the new one. It was an easy switch, three screws, and two-wire connectors.

I'm not an electronics whizz kid, but I can find a faulty resistor or a potential circuit problem with a current tester. I worked my way through the gizmo's electronic guts and was careful not to unplug the power source unless the power switch was off. I even taped the power source to a heavy-duty extension cord so no accident might occur. When I was sure everything was in working order, I set the calendar for yesterday, but then I paused.

Maybe I was getting ahead of myself. I had noticed the name of the inventor, Otto Standike, and his address. Since it was a P.O.Box address, it wasn't too helpful. The application for the patent was ten years old, and the papers rapidly yellowing. I searched the web for an Otto Standike of Clifton, New Jersey, and there he was.

It turned out that Standike was a professor at MIT, a noted expert in esoteric theories of particle motion. I googled MIT and could not find his name on a list of professors. I called the bursar's office. They said they had no current record of him. That meant he was either dead or resigned. There was no other useful information.

I found internet back cops of the local paper, the "Clifton Gazette," and there he was. Unfortunately reported missing ten years ago.

Why? No explanation, just a mention in the paper that a neighbor had seen bright lights, loud noise, and when he rang the bell, no one answered. Conjecture ascribed his disappearance to a meth lab explosion or a case of spontaneous combustion or was it just another elaborate April Fools hoax?

I started looking for the phone numbers of any person with the inventor's uncommon name. I started calling them to see if they were related or knew anything about him or his disappearance. The first five calls were of no use. Then I hit pay-dirt.

I found myself talking to his sister Hannah. Yes, she knew all about Otto and his Time Machine.

"Miss Standike, when exactly did your brother disappear?

"That's an easy date to remember, it was on April 1st, some ten years ago."

"Did you know he invented a Time Machine?

"Oh yes, he was quite proud of his accomplishment."

"Where do you think he disappeared too?"

"Oh, I'm not worried, he's somewhere lost in time. Must have found a niche where he felt wanted and decided not to come back."

She was amused when I told her I'd bought his patent model.

"Well, be careful with it. My brother wasn't a trickster. That thing probably will work if you know what you are doing."

"Where do you think he might have gone?"

"Well, the love of his life died ten years before he disappeared. It is conceivable he went back in time to be with her. Perhaps bringing a cure from the present."

"Yes, that makes sense. Did Otto ever discuss any of his time travel theories with you?"

"Well, I'm a beautician, not a scientist. But I do remember one thing. He believed that there was the possibility that if a machine propelled you back in time, that it might be dangerous to go very far back because the time traveler might also be affected.

That is to say, and I only am repeating what Otto told me. His postulate was, if a 40-year-old man went back ten years in time, when he arrived he himself might have lost ten years. In that case, he would be 30. So maybe you can't go back too far, or you will wake somewhere in the past as a baby? He was unsure if you could travel forward. There is the question, does the future exist beyond one second of our time."

"Wow, I never thought of that."

"Otto thought of everything. He was a professor of Physics at MIT, a brilliant scientist."

"Did he ever describe the controls or the potential of his machine? Did he ever get it to work?"

"Well, I don't know. He did say he had found a way to bounce the time signals off a satellite so the traveler could land in a different place from where he started. There was some limitation, he said, but somewhere around 3000-mile radius was his calculation."

"That's helpful because there is a geographical component to the settings, and I wasn't clear how it worked or if there were any limitations."

"As I said, be careful. You might end up somewhere you really do not want to go."

"Thank you so much, Miss Standike."

"I only keep the phone listing in my maiden name in case Otto shows up. But I'm married now. Mrs. Brady is my name."

"Well, thank you, Mrs. Brady."

"Oh, just one thing. If you get the machine working and you find Otto, tell him his sister misses him and wishes him well."

 "I might be able to do that because the machine had a memory log, and the entire electronic setup is linked by syncing to its original duplicate time machine. Standike's notes indicate he constructed two machines, one for the Patent Office and one for personal use. Mine, the one I acquired from the Patent Office, is supposed to be a duplicate working model."

"Well, if you find him, tell him I love him."

"If he disappeared in time, I might be able to go to that same point of departure and perhaps track him down."

Was I deluding myself, half believing the Time Chair was genuine? Of course, it was a real chair--of sorts, but did it travel through time? I'd soon find out.

Now, let me interrupt the flow of the story for a few moments. There is an aspect of my personality that I haven't yet disclosed. I am 34 years old and still had a childhood obsession with Marilyn Monroe. I've probably owned and read every book and seen every movie she's ever performed in. But if Standike's sister's recall of the inventor's theory was correct, I couldn't go too far back in time.

If MM died in 1962, what person or event could I travel back to? I imagine Standike went back to find his dead wife while she was still alive. Maybe he even had some plan to keep her from dying? Or perhaps he would try to take her into the future where medical care would be improved.

I needed a test. Let's say I'd go ten years back in time. If I looked younger when I arrived. That would be enough to establish the validity of the test run. If I looked the same, then I could go back further than my age. I decided to take a trial test the following Sunday morning.

My little world is relatively insignificant regarding the big questions of our era, but it's my life. Where was I ten years ago? Oh, Christ, I was dating that co-worker, Ruby, her last name was Chow, yes Ruby Chow. Oh my God, what a piece of ass! Yes, she was the first Asian I'd been intimate with. She was a fucking acrobat. Sex with her could go in any of ten directions. Being lightweight, she could move like a hovercraft. Ending up on top of me with my cock deep inside her pussy.

After I proposed, she broke off the engagement to go back to China to care for her Dad. We lost contact, it was as if she was swallowed up by the huge Chinese dragon of a country. I never heard or saw her again. Now was my chance to rekindle that romance. Of course, I thought I'd someday travel to China to find her, but I don't speak Chinese and have limited finances. I hadn't really appreciated the complexities of such an attempt.

The great day of the Time Machine test finally arrived. I had tidied up the place just in case I was unable to return. I left a note for my brother-in-law telling him I was about to test the Time Machine and that if some catastrophe were to occur, he would be able to guess why. I figured if I was successful and returned, I'd rip up the note.

I sat down on the oversized chair, turned on the power switch, and heard a weird hum and echo. I surveyed the controls, carefully set the dials to take me back in time without changing the location. There was a blinking digital seven-inch display monitor with the word "do not change location." I wanted to test if the machine could propel me back in time in the same apartment, but ten years earlier.

I guessed the apartment would look different. I didn't remember exactly how different, but I figured that the wall calendar with a fuzzy platypus photo of 2021 would be replaced with whatever animal was in the 2011 calendar. That would be the first indication that the machine worked.

I pushed the large red launch button, and the machine began to hum, louder and louder and then a large crackling sound, then a sonic explosion, as if the building had split in half. An incredible feeling that I was being taken apart atom by atom-- and then, there I was.

Was I back in my apartment of ten years previous? I looked in the mirror, and I looked more or less the same, but someone had rearranged the furniture. It wasn't the apartment I remembered. I looked at the wall, over the telephone, and the calendar featured a koala bear. I've been buying these "Animals of Australia" calendars for years. I guess I've become, well, predictable.

I opened the door and picked up the morning paper. Oh my God, it was dated ten years back, no longer 2021 but I was in 2011.

I walked into the hall that separated the living room from the bedroom, took a quick look. There I was, under my sweetheart Ruby, my hips going up and down, fucking her like a locomotive. Ruby was sitting on my cock, swaying to every thrust, saying,

"Don't stop, more, I'm almost there."

Oh Jesu, you can't beat an Asian girl in bed, so light, so agile. Oh no, realized I'm looking in at me!

What am I thinking? I saw myself, now there were two of us, and there she is. I was scared. If I ran into my doppelgänger, would something terrible happen? I quickly backed out of the bedroom hall and gently closed the door. I rushed back into the living room, tripped over a lamp cord, knocked over that blue Delph China Pitcher in the shape of a cow that Mom had given me. I remembered that keepsake, which somehow had disappeared years ago.

I got up, stepping over the shards, I jumped into the time chair, and hit the purple

For a moment it was as if time stood still, then that feeling of molecular deconstruction that reversed itself. There I was, I'd returned back to my current apartment. The decor was correct. The platypus calendar was up on the wall. When I checked today's paper, it was dated 2021. I was back! The whole trip had lasted less than 17 minutes, and after seeing myself having sex with Ruby, I still had an erection.

By now I had learned, my earlier question of the potential transgression of one's physical being, the concept of being reduced in age, was null and void. Time travelers did not get younger as they moved back through time. I'd seen the proof that I could navigate time. Time travel did not affect my physical state. My age and health remained constant. My mind wandered away from science and physics. Maybe I could get to meet my dream girl, Marilyn Monroe, after all.

As a teenager with an angry pecker, I fell in love with Marilyn after watching her act in the classic film "Bus Stop." She was cute as hell. Afterward, I often thought of the movie as "Bust Stop." She had such a great pair of tits! Although an adolescent may be excited by a freak of nature with a 60-inch bust line with tits that hang like country hams, her breasts were a perfect size. Not too small, not too large. They were flawless in proportion, and they were natural erect breasts, soft to touch, not filled with plastic bean bags or Home Depot acrylic putty.

So, of course, as soon as I fell in love with the blond actress, she became my masturbatory model. If anyone deserved that honor, it was MM. I read with glee Norman Mailer's book, filled with terrific photos by Larry Schiller. Some of which I'm embarrassed to say were cum spotted with my youthful exuberance. Mailer, who had never met Marilyn, wrote the book, was hesitant to reveal the details of her sexual experiences. That was the nature of journalism at the time. For example, John F. Kennedy was a noted philanderer, but the media looked the other way. MM's natural sexual personality portrayed so well on the screen, was not matched by Mailer's imagination on the page, although Norman ended the book with his assessment that Marilyn was murdered by the FBI. Still, in another leap of faith, Mailer was unfair to Miller, MM's third husband, perhaps due to professional jealousy?

Mailer did best when he had met the person he was writing about. Read Mailer's "Esquire" interview with Madonna, if you doubt my take. Likewise, one might consider that Norman had put together a writing factory to turn out his lengthy opi. Who was doing the writing that Mailer pasted together? Doctorow, for example, was one of his clerks before Doc's novels hit the big time. But if Norman's name was below the title, the book was a guaranteed best-seller.

I had a curious idea for the use of the Time Machine. I thought it might be the perfect research tool. I would visit Marilyn at different times of her life, especially after her formative experiences. I wanted to examine, when possible, the sexy actress's intimate charms in person. You can read all you want about bees, but a taste of honey is the only way you will ever know what honey tastes really like, or for that matter, a bee sting.

In her early films, MM was portrayed as innocent, yet always ready to enjoy sex. She was typecast as a naive young woman, optimistic with a sense of humor. Was her film person in any way matched by her real personality? What was the "sex bomb" really like?

I knew that Marilyn, back in 1948, uncredited, had performed an intimate sex scene in what was at the time called a "Stag film." Today it would be called porno. This was before her movie career got started, and she was flirting an alternative career, full-time prostitution. This 8mm Stag film showed up a few years ago and was reportedly sold for one and a half million dollars. The buyer at the time said it would never be viewed by the public. He wanted to keep MM's breach of etiquette a secret to protect her "rep." Was this another knight seeking to rescue the damsel?

Such reported sales figures are often inaccurate or fictitious, designed to increase the product's value that will change hands after the favorable publicity. A 16mm Stag film has also surfaced a few years after the first, valued at $500,000, but there are serious questions of its provenance. Many suspect it is a fake.

Establishing the integrity of Marilin's participation in the 8mm film might be an excellent place to start my research. In that film, which has been leaked and is readily available for viewing on the internet. We see Marilyn as her early uninhibited self, sucking a thin long cock, which oddly looked very familiar. With this research project in mind, I prepared for an exploratory trip. I collected older banknotes and adopted an outfit de rigor, a plaid suit and tie, that fit that period.

I set the control meter on the Time Machine for Jan 28, 1948, and the location for arrival at a grocery store parking lot in Burbank not far from the address I'd deduced was where MM lived at that time.

I sat down on the leather cushioned Time Machine chair. I knew that the Stag film was supposedly filmed in the first week of February. I was able to deduce the date from the edit code on the copy found at the porno site. If you, dear reader, are interested in viewing the famous stag film in blurry black and white, the film can be found on several internet sites.

I thought if I arrived a few days early, I could ask MM if she'd been booked for such an unsavory event. To a highly promiscuous girl like Marilyn, another sex act, albeit on film, was not of much importance. It paid the bills. To the men of our time, seeing the young sex goddess in her earliest sex film was a delight.

With those thoughts in mind, I hit the red button and was launched into the past. Burbank in 1948 was a tiny town, not the industry's television city that it would become. It was a cool day, and I had on a warm wool jacket. I was glad I'd added rubber wheels to the bottom of the chair. It made it much easier to move. I pushed the chair to the rear of the small Grocery and paid the manager a ten-dollar bill to store it for me for a few days.

I started my inquiry after walking a few blocks to the homeowner of a small Burbank bungalow. It was the address I'd found where Marilyn had lived. Mr. Guisse said he rented it out in the summer and that Marilyn was no longer there. He volunteered to give me MM's Hollywood address. She had no phone but was staying off Hollywood Blvd., about ten blocks east of Vine. I caught a bus heading to Hollywood, and an hour later, I was trudging along Hollywood Blvd.

It was further away than I thought, but a little extra walk was ok. It was an old clapboard building, probably built around 1900. There were several apartments. I'd had trouble finding the street number for the building, but there it was on the side of the entry door, partially obliterated by a note some tenant had left, saying the bell ringer was dead. I went in the open door and examined the mailboxes. I spotted several names on the mailbox for apartment 2B. One of the people listed was Baker. I knew Marilyn used Baker as her real name back then.

My research had informed me that Baker was the first husband of Gladys Pearl Monroe, Norma Jean's mother. She had been married two and half years, to a Jasper Newton Baker, who fathered two children. Jasper Baker had skipped town, after the divorce, kidnapping the two children, taking them back to Kentucky.

Gladys married again in 1924 to a Norwegian immigrant, Mortenson, and divorced soon after. In 1926 she went to work in the film industry as a film cutter and apparently got pregnant by her boss, Charles Gifford. On June 1st, 1926 MM was born. Gladys listed Mortenson as the child's father, Gladys' mother had MM baptized with the name Baker to hide her illegitimacy. Gifford was married and wanted nothing to do with the child. With Gladys, it seems men came and went.

Due to Gladys disintegrating mental health, she was institutionalized when Norma Jean was seven. As a result, Norma Jean ended up living in orphanages and foster homes. In an interview, Marilyn once said,

"I loved her, but mommy was a bit of a nutcase. The men loved her, especially when she was having sex with them, afterward not so much."

MM's birth father, suspected to be Charles Gifford, never recognized the child. Marilyn was quoted as saying she wanted to put on a dark wig and seduce her real Dad to show him what he was missing. She grew up without a father's love and seemed to have a twisted idea, confusing incest with fatherly love, probably a result of molestations by older men.

I went up to 2B and knocked. A half-dressed brunette answered the door and asked,

"What the fuck do you want?"

"I'd come to see Norma Jean."

"If you're looking to get your weenie sucked, I can give you a better blow job for $20."

"Thanks, that's very reasonable. Could you tell Miss Baker that I'm here and I have to see her about something personal?"

"I figured you were into some dicking. So you're partial to blonds?"

"I guess."

"The blond cunt is in the bathroom, jerk, showering her pussy. Can't you hear the water bill rising?"

"Excuse me." I made my way through the hall on the worn wooden floor with bends and squeaks just as the braless beauty opened the door clad only in a towel.

Yes, it was her, beauty marks and breasts with nipples that saluted whoever was up in heaven.

"Hey sweetheart," said Norma Jean.

"Miss Baker? I wanted to ask you something."

"Yes, Honey, if you wait in my bedroom, I'll be right in to serve you."

"I'm here as a reporter. We are doing a feature on rising starlets," I lied.

"I haven't done any films yet, but the boss at the studio promised me a contract if I'd suck his meatballs once a week. I was offered the same deal from the Heb over at Universal, but the guy is so old it takes a half-hour for him to bust a nut."

"That's terrible."

"I'll say, especially after I blew the old guy, I couldn't believe how much jizz he had in those big old balls. He's probably been saving it up for half a year. Don't print that, Honey."

"Just between you and me, Miss Baker, I can see you are struggling, and sex for pay seems to be your motto today."

"Hey, that's cute. What's your name?"

"Ralph, Ralph Fine Humingquat."

"Fine Ralph, you got a nice cock, Mr. Fine Ralph?

"No complaints."

"Let me take a look."

In one swipe of her hand, she unzipped me and had my cock in her palm quick as a flash.

"It's just for an examination. I know more about dicks than a dickologist."

"You mean a urologist."

"Ain't you the smart one."

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have corrected you."

"You think I'm a dummy? Well, Sweetie, you won't think so after I suck your dicky."

She was already squeezing my cock, and I felt like I was a fish caught in a barrel. She took over and pushed down my jeans."

"Well, Fine Ralph, that dick seems healthy, nothing to be ashamed of Ralphie. I've seen a lot worse and a few better, but I'd say, ah-- it's ok. But if you want your girl to give you a freebie, you should really tidy up that hair nest you've got. Even a penguin wouldn't lay an egg in there."

I must have frowned.

"Oh, I'm just kidding, Ralphie boy, it's a fine dick. Come into the bedroom. I'll give you a trim. No charge."

And she pulled me by my dick right into the small bedroom off to the left.

I could see two girls down the hall and heard one exclaim,

"She's leading him around by the cock." It rang out so loud enough I could hear it.

"Oh, pay no attention to them," Norma Jean said, slamming the door.

"Drop your drawers," she said as she picked up small scissors off her bed table. It won't take but a second or three."

"Wait, Miss, what are you going to do?"

"Just cut off your dick," she answered matter of factly and looked earnestly into my eyes. Then she smiled.

I was scared, and it showed, "No, please.."

"Of course not, you fraidy cat, I'm just going to tidy up the jungle."

I dropped my pants that I'd been holding up and my briefs as well. MM set to work snipping my pubic hairs.

After a few minutes, "Doesn't that look better?"

She held a silver-rimmed mirror in front of my pubes.

"Yeah, you're right, it does."

"You know how much money you are going to save getting free blowies from the girls?"

She came closer, her lips parted, and my dick grew a few inches in anticipation.

"But this one ain't a freebie."

"Oh, Miss. Oh, oh..."

I was rendered speechless as she began to suck my cock, like a firefighter putting out a fire. Her head with its blond ringlets was moving in and out as she pumped my cock. It was all the way deep in her throat. I could feel the tightness. I knew dicky boy was just about ready to explode,

"Oh, oh- oh ooooh." It took no time at all. "Ah-hem, Oh yeah, Ohhhhh. Yes, Mama!"

She gurgled the cum as if she was an actress in a bordello, got up off her knees, tilted her head back, and swallowed,

"You know there is nothing better for the complexion than a shot of morning jizz once a day. The morning jizz has all the testosterone. Great for the complexion, you know."

I stared at her in wonderment.

"That will be $20."

I didn't say anything.

"Oh, oh ok,' I peeled off an aged $20 from the bills I'd cherry-picked to match the date of this trip.

"Well, if that's all, goodby, Sugar."

"I wanted to ask if you were doing a stag film soon?

"Why?"

"Well, I" d like to see how it's done.

"Ok, you can tag along as my assistant."

"Ah, well, when?"

"Tonight, Mr. Skinny Dick. Meet me at 8:30 PM on the corner of Santa Monica Blvd. and Highland. There is a dance club inside a mini-mall. It's on the second level, and it's called 'Retro.'' They have a backroom all tricked out for filming. I'll be out front on the street. Wait for me. I'll get you in."

There I was, on an un-California evening, as cold as a witch's tit, waiting, God knows how long, and thinking she's stood me up. After a half-hour, the blond bombshell gets out of a green pickup truck, grabs me by the hand.

"Hurry, we're late."

She runs me into the plaza, up the stairs, which she maneuvers expertly with her high heel shoes, and past the big black bouncer drinking a beer out of a brown bottle.

The club is not very busy. There is a jazz recording playing. We rush through the office door, into the room behind it, where a cameraman and bright lights await.

 A voice comes out of the darkness. "You're late."

Then another voice with an east coast accent, "Where's the guy, Doll? The one with the big dick."

"He couldn't make it, flaked out at the last minute, but Ralphie will be his stand-in."

"Whoa, what are you talking about," I whispered.

"You have got to be a gallant knight and save this Damsel in distress," said Norma Jean, "And there's a hundred clams in it for you, cash."

And that is how I got roped into doing a stag film with Marilyn. S I said, you can find the old clip on any of a few porno sites. Lousy film quality, but that long thin pecker that MM sucks and fucks is my weenie. She also makes me perform cunnilingus. I get to do all this on a beautiful young starlit with a full bush of pubic hair. The whole thing is really old school.

I also got to fuck her in various positions, but my face is rarely visible. I'm not JFK, as many viewers of this old clip had surmised. I assumed Kennedy's dick was fatter, but Jackie's half-brother, Gore Vidal, said Jackie told him that Kennedy's cock was deformed, and he was a quick ejaculator with one ball decidedly hanging lower than the other. Well, who cares? I would be the first to say JFK was a beautiful man, and I'm not gay.

When we finished completing every sex act that two human beings could muster, I called it a night. Ok, my dick is skinny, but it's a good 8 inches, well 7 1/2 and I've never had any complaints about its performance. If you want to see me in action, the clip is still up on various porn sites. I think I'm repeating myself. I guess I'm proud of it.

Once my sexual chore was over, I slipped out the door without saying goodby. I hailed a passing taxi, and I found my way back to the Burbank Grocery where I'd left the Time Machine. I wheeled the Time Machine out of the barb wire storage cage where it sat surrounded by assorted grocery showcases. I pushed it clear, hopped into the seat, hit the purple return button, and was gone in a loud flash. Instantly I was back in my Hollywood apartment in 2021.

Believe me, after a two-hour fuck session with the Queen of Sex. I was beaten. Whoever the film editor was, I'm sure it took a lot longer to edit the pieces together than it took to film us. If our positions were not just right, the camera guy would make us go through the whole scene again.

If it hadn't been with sexy Norma Jean, there is no chance I could have kept regaining my erection. She would give me a quick blow job if I were having any problem getting erect. Her tight trigger finger around the base of my penis kept the blood from flowing out. I'm sure you know that's what keeps a cock erect.

MM was every man's wet dream. Our encounter was a battle of man versus woman, and it finished nearly a draw, but with the arrow pointing in the direction of the blond starlet. She still was thumbs up when my tired cock was pointing down, in fact, I believe she could have had another go round with several more guys.

So yes, I was exhausted. And, I was a mess. I even had to scrape the dried cum off my balls with a fine-tooth comb. That jizz, when dried, mixed with MM's pussy juice, is like Borden's white glue. Getting it off was no walk in the park. Having sex with Norma Jean was easy but recovering from it was not. That woman spewed sexual fluids like a dragon spits fire.

I ended up going into my kitchen and grabbing one of those green abrasive pot cleaners to get all the cum and pussy juice off my legs. After this adventure, I swore I was going to take off a few days. Being self-employed as a window cleaner was my good fortune because I could come and go. No one really cared if I was on time as long as I got the job done.

Of course, on occasion, I'd be cleaning the window in my tight short shorts when I'd get spotted by an observer. If she were horny, she'd get naked and lift the window. That was the cue, that it was time to take a break and join her. On occasion, the looker turned out to be an interested male. That was when I'd have to make a quick decision. These are the day-to-day problems when you have a big dick; sometimes I wish that were not the case, not really.

It took me about two weeks to recover my mojo. I started to plan my next trip to check on MM's progress. I figured a good time to arrive would be after the baseball guy got his divorce. That would put us in the spring of 1954.

By that time, Marilyn was a famous starlet. She and "Jolten Joe" had lived together for only eight months. By now, they were living apart and waiting for the lawyers to finalize the marriage. Before the split, they had rented a home in a fancy development in the Hollywood Hills. Built in 1938, it was called "Outpost Estates." The homes were walled and gated. The press described their domicile as of Mediterranean style. To me, they were really Spanish Colonial. The development was built overlooking Runyon Canyon and was the first expensive enclave constructed after the depression of 1929.

It was a big home, 3,335 square feet, big enough for a large family, but that was never to be. MM, after various gynecological interventions, was unable to have any children, a problem that the "baseballer" found unacceptable. He was Italian and family-oriented. Strangely in his two previous marriages, there were no offspring. Maybe a foul ball once hit him in the "bird's nest?" The home was a two-story home with 18 rooms, including four bedrooms, four-and-a-half bathrooms. Joe once told a reporter,

"There were bathrooms I never pissed in."

There was a tower room, a living room with a wood-beamed ceiling, and access to an entertainment terrace. I set the controls to land right next to the living room. on the terrace. I made sure not to end up in the grotto-like pool. With the electronics of the Time Chair chair, I probably would have gotten electrocuted.

Now that Marilyn and I we're in no need of an introduction, having known each other intimately, I figured it would be like the meeting of old friends, maybe even lovers. I didn't want to interfere in her life. I knew she was divorcing her second hubby, the baseball guy. Figuring she might be horny, I decided it was time for another visit. I dropped in October of 1954.

I was going through some books on MM when I found this memorable quote. When asked what it felt like to be behind the camera for her unique and marvelous visage, Marylin responded,

"It's like being screwed by a thousand guys and you can't get pregnant."

Of course, when I pushed the door from the terrace open, Marilyn recognized me immediately,

"Well, hello, Mr. Skinny Dick, How did you get in here."

"I noticed the terrace door was open, so I came to say hello. I hope that's OK?"

"I haven't seen you in a long time, not since the night we did the Stag Movie. Where have you been, sweetmeat? Where'd you go? Did ya get lost in time? You never got paid for the stag film. I kept your hundred in my jewelry box so I wouldn't lose it. I knew you'd show up. I've been saving it for you since 1948."

"Thanks, Norma Jean."

"Oh, they don't call me that no more. Just use Marilyn."

"Sure."

"How's it hanging, Slim? I don't forget a good fuck, and your skinny long cock did a great job. That smile on my face in that black &white stag clip didn't come from acting lessons. It was a pure sexual joy."

"That's really nice of you to say."

"Yeah, Joe, my recent-to-be ex, was OK in the sack, but he never hit the right spots with that big salami of his. I don't think I've had a good fuck since 1947, but Jesu, I'll tell ya, you ain't gettin' out of her, lessen I get a piece of your sweet cock."

And she moved closer, and she started to unbutton my pants.

Well, one thing led to another, and she asked me,

"Pardon the expression, but would you like to start with a "Butt fuck." Excuse my French but I've been constipated from the rich food they serve at Chasen's. A good "BF" always has the effect of clearing me out. Naturally, I'll douche first.

Did I want to start the session with my skinny cock 8 inches up her ass? Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I haven't done anal since I was dating a Hollywood tranny back when ass was as common as key lime pie.

She left me for a few minutes to shower and get her ass clean. I popped in with her at the end of her shower off to wash off the time dust. I noted that the bathroom didn't smell great afterward, but I didn't mention it. Preparation for the tushy sex is a sensitive subject.

We were seated on the oversized white couch next to the terrace, nude, with only towels around us. We were kissing and making out when MM said, spreading a large towel over the couch seating surface.

"OK Ralph, don't you think it's time? "

That's the kind of invitation that doesn't go unanswered. MM got onto all fours on the couch. I got behind her. She had pre-lubed, so I got my dick at the right angle to skewer her. Helpful as always, MM reached back, grabbing my dick and adjusting the trajectory. The game was on!

I had my dick up MM's ass in two or three thrusts. I was having the time of my life. Her's was the most perfect ass I'd ever seen. We were having fun, a great time, and I was doing everything I could to keep from cuming too quickly in her lily-white tush. Every once in a while, I'd pull out to slow down so I wouldn't shoot my cum too quickly.

I'd slide my dick along the cleft between her gorgeous ass cheeks and then shove it back up the old kazzo, when bam, the fucking terrace door swung open. It was that ex-husband of her, the salami guy. He was an easy 6'2" with long muscular arms. With him swinging his fists, he scared the shit outta me. There he was, ranting and raving at me and holding a pile of divorce papers. I stopped fucking, and I pulled out in fear for my life. As my cock broke free of her luscious ass, he was right in front of me when my balls let go with a timely cum shot that hit him right below the waist.

"Yikes!" He shouted. He was trying to wipe the juicy cum off his crotch. He was as surprised as I was and none too pleased. The baseball guy called that shot a foul and started screaming at me.

"What did you do, you pervert. Do you think I'm gay? I've got your dunk all over my pants. I'll have to throw them out. That stinky shit does not wash out."

It seems the court date for finalizing the divorce was the next morning. Salami guy was unsure if he wanted to give up the best poontang in the world and go back to choking the chicken. His mouth let go with a burst of profanities that would have gotten him thrown out of any baseball game I ever heard of—all the while, waving his big cummy fist at me.

"You fucking cunt," he shouted at MM, "we separated for a few months. I come over here tonight to ask you to forget the divorce and get us back on track with our lives and marriage. What do I find? You and some gay boy, scoping out your poop shute with his worthless skinny dick."

I felt the need to defend myself,

"My dick is not worthless. Just the shaft is skinny. The cock's head is wider."

"You shut the fuck up," he snarled at me.

"If you wanted a real cock, Marilyn, I could' bust your ass open with this fat pepperoni."

The baseball guy took out his huge prick and started to chase me around the couch, hitting me on my naked behind several times using his giant dick as if it was some truncheon.

This guy knew how to run the bases better than I did. All hell broke out. I kept ahead, but he kept catching up and battering me with his wang. The chase ended when a cop, called by a neighbor, jumped between us, grabbed me by the arm, and pushed me out on the terrace.

Realizing by the grace of God I'd managed to get out of the place alive, I headed for the Time Chair. On the plus side, I'd fucked Marilyn in the ass, an unforgettable event. On the negative side, I'd fucked up her possible reunion with the bat boy. Oh well, ya can't win em all.

I was still nude when I got back into the poltroon and slammed the purple return button just before the lawn sprinklers were gurgling and set to go off and fry the Time Machine..

ZAP-kaboom-white light- I was back in 2021 as fast as an electron can circumnavigate a hydrogen nucleus. That's when I remembered I'd never collected the hundred Marilyn was holding for me.

I spent the next few weeks mulling over the damage I'd done to MM's marriage reunion. Then I became irate that the baseball champ had deprived me of a few extra minutes of extra ass fucking. I mean, I'd lost a real "fuckeroo" of an evening with a sex goddess. I started wishing I'd had a bit more time with that ass, and maybe I would have gotten it in her quim as well. Excuse me if I dwell on the target of my desires.

By the time forty days had passed, I was ready to go again. A break was what I needed. I decided once more to travel through time and try to meet up with MM. I knew her reported demise was ahead, and I wanted to have sex with her while she was still alive. Fucking a corpse, necrophilia, is not my idea of a fabulous date.

For quite a while, I felt I was responsible for MM's breakup. From what I'd read of the "Yankee Clipper," I thought "Jolt-in Joe" was a nice guy. Maybe if we'd met under better circumstances, he might have shared a few baseball stories with me. Joe was certainly a better match for Marilyn than I could offer. Supposedly the divorce centered around his desire to have children, a wish he never achieved.

It was assumed the problem was MM's snatch, defenestrated countless times by back-alley butchers. But maybe it was Joseppi's banana that lacked the seeds? I'd read that Joe had fathered a son back in 1941 with his first wife. That kid turned out to be a dope addict and homeless bum. A big disappointment to Joseppi, but that was all in his future, I had no intention of spilling the beans. With Marilyn, Joe could have adopted. No?

Of course, it passed through my mind, maybe if Joe and I were friends we might have shared Marilyn. A sort of ménage à trios deal. But I really didn't see a future, or a past in that idea. But I knew MM needed full-time surveillance and I would have been happy to comply.

But old Joe was an old cock, as they say, in my absence, about five years had passed Joe still had a hard-on. MM had hooked up with the matzo ball guy who was a big-time scribbler. He was a bit of an ass, making MM feel she was a dummy, which she wasn't. I know because when we had our stag film episode, in the middle of blowing me, Marilyn stopped and asked,

"Ralphie, excuse me if I'm indiscreet, but have you ever sucked a Jewish prick? Hollywood film guys seem to have no foreskin."

"No, I haven't," I answered. How much did I have to admit to?

"They don't, which makes those dicks very slippery things," she remarked, "A thick foreskin gives you something to sink your teeth into."

I thought to myself. This woman is quite intelligent. If that comment is not a sign of her observation powers, I don't know what is.

The significance of that statement was that MM was not an antisemite. She studied and became a Jew to marry Miller. When she said, as she has been often quoted on leaving Southern California,

"Now I won't have to suck any more Jewish pricks,"

Marylin was referring to her unwritten contractual requirement to service the movie studio bosses on her knees, most of whom were Jewish. This brings to mind the question: Did her hubby, Arty the Scribbler, no longer get any blow jobs, or did occasionally get lucky when they moved east?

Of course, as a humble time traveler, I had no intention of screwing up her third marriage. Still, when that relationship fell to ashes, I dusted off Ye Olde Time Traveler Poltroon and got ready to make one last visit to the most fantastic piece of ass the world had ever seen.

I tested the time machine by turning it on. After a brief flicker of the control panel, the display went dead. It didn't take long to figure out that the two 12 volt batteries had finally run dry on the small trickle charger. This electrical problem necessitated a trip to the battery store, where I purchased the largest capacitor they had. Two car batteries with 800 amps each. Jeez, those batteries were heavy fuckers to lug. They used to put a band on the top of the batteries to make them easy to carry. I guess the battery factory was saving 75 cents by omitting the plastic band.

I had to lug them one at a time with both arms, wedging the stiff, heavy black battery box against my chest, listening to the acid inside swish with my every step. But, fortunately, the new batteries did the trick. The Time Traveler Chair fired up like a Tin Lizzie. After letting it warm up and checking the various circuit displays, I took a shower to prepare.

Oh yeah, knowing MM liked a neatly groomed dick, I gave the old one eye a few pubic snips and passed the razor over the above and below so the dickey bird would pass muster. I didn't want to travel back in time, hoping for a good sex romp and be refused because my pubic hair was deranged. I made a quick trip to the garage to find a tie-dyed t-shirt, so I'd fit into the 1962 Hollywood scene.

Ready to travel, I set the controls and locator. MM was living outside Hollywood at the time. Hollywood loved to claim it was the film capital, maybe it was in 1920-40, but by now, the tinsel town was pretty sleazy. It was then, as it is even today, a mess. I obtained the detailed telemetry, GPS data, from some public library maps. I plotted the machine to land at Marilyn's home at 12305 Fifth Helena Drive in Brentwood. It was a crazy name, but that was it. I checked more than once, thinking 'Fifth' was part of the street number.

I intended to time my landing somewhere after her separation and before her death, I figured around mid-January 1962. At the last moment, I changed the setting to August 4th, 1962. the day of her death. Maybe there was some way I could save her. With all the precise coordinates in place, I hit the red launch button. With a flash and a sonic-boom, I passed back through time and landed in the backyard garden area of her home in Brentwood.

It was a Spanish-style home, surrounded by rich greenery, trees, bushes, and a nice size swimming pool. I arrived at 7:30 PM, not wanting to disturb her dinner, and my luck was holding, MM was alone. When I knocked on the door connecting the backyard to the main house, she saw me through the window and ran to embrace me. She seemed very happy and was grabbing my dick right away, asking if it was still the same skinny long cock she'd loved in the past.

"I am so horny with being separated after all this divorse shit. I only get laid once a week, not enough," she complained while squeezing and jerking my Johnson.

I warned her not to jerk me too much, or I'd be unfit to fuck if she made me cum,

"I won't make you shoot the goo, sweetie, until your dick is in my cunt."

MM laughed, but laid off the jerking and held me gently. She explained that she'd divorced the novelist. Why?

"Well, hon, he was horrible to live with, always criticizing me and making me feel inadequate. He hardly ever wanted to fuck me."

To keep her sanity, which was intricately tied to her sexuality, she'd shacked up with an old boyfriend.

"If I don't get laid at least four times a week, she said, "I get terribly moody, and the next thing I turn to is pills and booze."

Sex was the only thing that lifted her spirits. At the same time, she told me,

"The Salami guy, Joe, is still fascinated with my pussy, and whenever he gets horny, he shows up begging for a fuck. I feel so sorry for the schlepper that I give in. Once he blows his rocks, he jumps out of bed, and he's off, outta here. It's like turning off the lights of the Christmas tree. I never even get off."

Even after their divorce and her subsequent marriage, the "Yankee Clipper" still needed a glove on his bat and ball. 

 He sounds pathetic," I said.

"Well, you know if he hadn't discovered the two of us in 'flagrante delicto' with your old skinny dick in my caboose, I'd probably still be married to the jerk.

"Wow, you've got some great vocabulary."

"Yeah, Arty used to give me a list of words to memorize. Come on, Raphie, let me show you around. You don't mind if I call you Skinny Dick, do you?"

"Of course not."

She gave me a tour of the home. I was pleased she'd done so well to be able to afford such a grand place. We had a few drinks and then a walkabout. I quickly realized she'd offered me the tour as a way to get me up to her bedroom. Women can be quite devious at times.

Sadly, I had previously read her obituary and knew she would die at the Roosevelt Hotel. Seeing her in her new digs made me more relaxed. If I could keep her from leaving, perhaps she would not undergo the preordained fate. That was part of the reason I'd chosen to be with her on the day of her death. I hoped I could save her.

When we got up to her bedroom,

"Well, Slim, so now that we are up here, how about a reunion fuck?"

"Sure, but I'm afraid after the drinks, my weenie has gone limp."

"No problemo," said MM. "Come stand in front of me. I'll get down on my knees like a good little girl. I'll make you believe you are the czar of the studio, and I'll suck old skinny back to life. I promise, inside my mouth, he will reach his full potential."

You never argue with a woman anxious to give you a blow job. Just the way she said, "down on my knees," put a spark of electricity into my dick.

MM started sucking, and my dick began like Jack's Beanstalk to grow and grow. I was deep, deep in her throat. That was, as they say, when the shit hit the fan. Suddenly, with all eight inches jammed in her mouth, her throat contracted. She started pushing my belly to get free, Marilyn's face turned red. I realized we were in trouble.

It felt like one of those Chinese finger cuffs that the more you pull, the tighter they get. I put both hands on her forehead, but I could not get her free of my swollen dick. I had to watch as the flower of American Cinema fell at my feet. Only then, as my weenie went limp, was my very swollen penis head released from her throat. We separated, but it was too late. The sex goddess was on her way to heaven, I imagined. Where else?

I tried to revive her by pouring water down her throat, but it did no good. She must have dropped some meds in the cup because it left her lips all pasty. I tried squeezing her chest, but that did no good and gave me another hard-on. I imagine the residue is why they thought her demise was due to barbiturates, but it wasn't. My penis caused her death.

However, I am not going to cop to manslaughter. As much as I loved Marilyn and loved having sex with her, I was just an innocent time traveler getting a marvelous blow job when that crazy set of circumstances took place. Obviously, the reports of her demise at the Hotel Roosevelt were in error.

I rushed out of the house before Salami guy or Garet, her new boyfriend, arrived. I never even stopped to stick my dick back inside my pants. I jumped into the old-time poltroon and hit the purple button, and as the clouds passed in front of the moon, in that instant, Kaboom, in a blinding flash, was whisked back home.

So when you ask me the benefits of being a time traveler, I must tell you that it was a disaster in my experience. I screwed up MM's legacy by participating in a stag film, I screwed up her possible reconciliation with the baseball player and on my previous trip, and on this, my last trip, I was the cause of her death.

That was the last time I ever used the damn Time Machine. I think in all sincerity, it was her contracting throat that caused our tight encounter. I was not the actual cause! Maybe I swelled up a bit too much. Wouldn't you? I was only a tangential spectator, with my eyes closed, a little too involved in the proceedings to do much about it. That was the last chapter in the Marilyn chronicle, and sad to say. I guess I wrote her finish.

Of course, the press reports fucked the whole thing up. They said Marilyn was found in a room at the Hotel Roosevelt. That wasn't true! The cops and inquest found barbiturates on her lips and throat, but that was me. I poured water down her gullet to bring her back to life. It didn't work! She did not die in some hotel with an overdose described by the press or as the coroner's report stated.

The great actress and sex symbol died because her throat spasmed on my cock while giving me a deep throat blowie. After that fatal occurrence, I escaped by traveling through time. If I'd hung around, they would have caught me. They would have tried me for murder, like the guy I wrote about at the beginning of this story. Please, dear reader, do not share my confession with anyone. If the statute of limitations on murder has not run out, and the authorities get wind of my confession, I guess I will hear the cops knocking on my door.

Sure, you're gonna ask me, have I done any other time traveling? Nope, not after those tragic fuckups. I've recorded here to set the story right for prosperity. Did I ever track down the inventor, Otto Standike? I'm sure if I went after him, the damn poltroon, with my luck, would land on his head. So no, outta the "question."

After all this bad luck, I was jaundiced on skipping back through the years. I rolled the heavy chair out to the curb after calling the Goodwill Outfit to take away the damn thing and all the paperwork as well. The driver, when he saw how big and ugly the chair was, refused to take it. I had to roll the son of a bitch back into my garage, where it sits today under a pile of shit. Excuse my French. I should have hammered it apart and thrown it out years ago.

OK, so I'm a failure, my brother-in-law would agree, and that fat idiot is married to my sister, another piece of work. Mind you, and I didn't say another piece of ass. I can't believe any guy would want to fuck her. She looks just like my mother, who resembles a drag queen.

As they say, such is life, or as Tommy Wolfey noted,"

" Fuck it. You can't go home again, Bub!"

So now, back from the past, I've decided to settle down. I gave Tina Dove, the girl from the Patent Museum, a call last week and asked her out. We had a really nice date; dinner and visited a club. We danced and drank. When I got her home, she said she didn't believe in having sex on the first date, but,

"I'm going to give you something that you might enjoy."

She unbuttoned her blouse slowly and told me to unhook her bra. When I reached behind her, she shouted April Fools. Boy, did I feel stupid.

She unbuttoned my pants and told me to lower my pants and underwear. Then she pulled off her bra and as I gazed at her beautiful lily-white breasts and red nipples, she said,

"It ain't April 1, you idiot.

She began to massage my penis. She took some lotion from the table and wet me so she could slide easier on my 8 inches.

"It's thin but very long," she said.

"Yes, that's what they all say."

She frowned.

"I'm just fucking with you,"

"Not yet you aren't, at least not tonight, but I have a feeling we are going to arrive at that point very soon."

We both laughed, and then she got serious about jerking me off.

"Tell me when you are ready to cum."

It didn't take long.

"I'm ready," I whispered.

She pulled me toward her and placed my erection between her two breasts and pressed them together--and I created, with a copious ejaculation, a starlit lake there between her full round, warm breasts. I lay there for a while, like a whale in the summer sun, until dickyboy began to shrink. You never want a woman to see your penis when it is flaccid.

"Thank you, It was wonderful," I said quickly hiding my dick under my hand.

"You go now. I'll wash up. Just remember, if we do start fucking, that pepperoni belongs to me and me alone. If I catch you letting another girl taste it, I slice it up and put it on my pizza."

Maybe she wasn't as professional as MM, but I don't think Tina had sucked a thousand dicks as my movie star had admitted. The penis massage was well done and made me anticipate our next date. She was very sexy! Of course, I wondered if she does that with all her dates, but I sure as hell have no intention of asking.

I think I've matured after my experience as a Time Traveler. I've had the best, Marilyn Monroe, and I can settle for less. I'm not going back in time anymore. The Patent Office girl, Tina, provided the perfect ending for a new beginning.

I can see a future with Tina, one without the need of a movie star or a Time Machine. And if we start fucking, and I'm sure we will, you can be sure, my pepperoni is gonna stay right with her, and those fantastic tits are easily as lovely as the movie stars!

Oh yeah, things are looking up. I won a long-term contract to clean all the windows at Paramount Studios. That will require me to hire two employees. If that happens, it seems like the future will be wine and roses for me and Tina Dove.

There is one idea that makes me a little nervous. If the two Time Machines are synchronized, there is the possibility that Otto Standike might inadvertently return from the past on my coordinates, arrive in my apartment with the impact of a V2 bomb, and squash me. That would be one hell of an April Fool's joke. Oh well, even crossing the street is a risk but I'm considering finding another place to live, just in case. Maybe Tina and I will add a child or two crawl around the new place.